Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Final Days

Please read this important message from Oz and Jaynes:

Somehow, someway, we managed to make it 15 years in the escapade better known as "Oz and Jaynes". In a few days, it seems unavoidable that the furniture store will, in fact, finally close, and this site will be taken down. Oz and Jaynes have both moved on with families and professional careers. Music, which will always be important to both, has taken a back seat in priority, as it should. But damn! What a ride!

We have been fortunate enough to play all over the southeast in some fantastic settings, and have met some great and wonderful musicians as well as some awesome people. The support we have enjoyed through all of these years go way back from being discovered at the Flora-Bama, to our first gig at the Brass Register, to our awesome run at David's, to the Copper Top in Tuscaloosa, to our triumph and tragedy on multiple stages at Riverbend.

As an acoustic duo (and off-and-on trio when Jeff Lane wasn't touring the country with other bands), we never really thought about success and making it big time into the music business. We did, however, accomplish a few minor goals. Over the duration of the fifteen years, we have safely estimated that we played well over 1,000 shows. That stat alone brought us notoriety in many local and regional publications and appearances on local television and radio programming. In 1999, we released our only CD "Calm Before the Storm". We sold a whopping 250 copies (which subsequently paid for the studio time and the CD publishing expenses only). Since then, there have been a estimated 700 or so copies burned and handed out free of charge. Not to mention the numerous iPods our music has shown up on (for a brief period, you could also find it on Napster). So, somewhere in the great blue yonder, there are over 1000 copies of it floating around somewhere. Good enough for us!

But through it all, the most rewarding aspect of the entire run was meeting our wives (both met through Oz and Jaynes performances... a fact I suspect neither wife would want anyone to know); and the joy and laughter and entertainment we were able to provide to all the great people that graced us with their presence at our shows. We send this message with the utmost sincerity: THANK YOU.

In the coming days, we will post some memories, a few pics that will get many of us in trouble with our significant others, and a very large "Thank you" list from all of the years. I invite you to share this post with anyone that you know that might have come to see us over the past 15 years. We don't want to leave anyone out!

The liquidation has begun. These are our final hours, final inventory, final sales... everything must go. The doors are closing. Thank you for shopping. -Oz, Jaynes, and Lane

Monday, February 22, 2010

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Tuesday, February 02, 2010

History Lesson, History Lesson

The history of Oz and Jaynes is impressive to some, maybe not so much to others.

In the mid to late 90's, Oz and Jaynes met at the Delta Theta chapter of the Sigma Chi Fraternity at the University of Tennessee at Chattanooga. One late night at what used to be the house at 901 Oak Street, Jaynes sat in what used to be referred to as the TV room, and strummed Jimmy Buffett tunes on his guitar. Oz was a new edition to the chapter and happened in on the acoustic stylings of the very talented Jaynes. As Jaynes played songs that only the most weathered Parrothead would know, Oz began to sing along. To the surprise of Jaynes, Oz knew almost every song that he played. Before the night was over, the two new friends realized they knew almost 30 Buffett songs together having never even met.

To the surprise of Oz, Jaynes had never been to the famous Flora-Bama Lounge, a place that is mentioned in numerous Jimmy Buffett selections. The two planned a trip to the Gulf Coast to go to one of the most famous roadhouses in existence. The particular night they arrived, the bar traffic was somewhat "slow" in comparison with normal nights at the Flora-Bama. On the outside deck stage, there was a performer who was entertaining a crowd of around 60-70 people. After he finished a song, the crowd was yelling requests for songs by JB, among others. When the paid performer did not know "The Wino and I Know," half-drunk Oz approached the stage and offered the temporary service of Oz and Jaynes. He surprisingly agreed, and before Oz and Jaynes knew what was going on, they were performing at the Flora-Bama. The crowd response was deafening with applause, and the paid performer encouraged them to play another, which they gladly took advantage of.

Upon exiting the stage, Oz and Jaynes were approached by a local bar and restaurant owner whose first comments were "You guys are great. How much do you charge?" The blank look on their faces probably told the story better than their response, which was something to the effect of "we have no idea."

On the long ride back to Chattanooga, Oz and Jaynes discussed strategy and what they would need to get started in the music business. After arriving home, they called the bar owner in Florida and booked their first show. The Oz and Jaynes Acoustic Band was born.

The first show was part of a two night promotion. They had such a good time, the duo did not know when to quit. The first night, they played for 5 and 1/2 hours, and the second night went over the six hour mark. From then, bookings came fast, and Oz and Jaynes played almost everything that was offered. The part time college job had turned into a full time responsible position, which they may not have been ready for.

The first major screw up was a scheduled appearance on the Chattanooga Morning Show called "Good Morning, Chattanooga" hosted by Don Welch. Oz and Jaynes played a regularly scheduled show the night before that ran until 3:00 a.m. They were suppose to arrive at the studio for a live broadcast at 5:15. The mistake was going to bed. They are not sure if the alarm clock went off or not, but at 7:30 am, when Oz and Jaynes woke up and realized they had missed a great opportunity and let a lot of people down, they were devastated; and that innocent alarm clock was subsequently destroyed by Jaynes' foot. The morning show was left to take calls from the public in order to fill air time, and Oz and Jaynes were quickly on the "shit" list.

It took about a month of phone calls, voice mails, producers calling producers, friends calling the show, and ultimately a professionally typed and certified letter that would get their apology accepted by Don Welch and the morning show. Oz and Jaynes were rescheduled to appear on the show, but with the stipulation that they would come and tape the show late in the day to be shown the following morning.

Shortly after, Oz and Jaynes got booked on the Budweiser stage at Riverbend; a huge waterfront musical festival in Chattanooga, Tennessee. Other good bookings followed including the Flora-Bama, Buckhead Ga, Bourbon Street in New Orleans, and numerous other venues.

After college, Oz and Jaynes decided to take a break to avoid burnout and make different life altering decisions. Jaynes stayed in Chattanooga and decided to further his education, and Oz moved back to his hometown of Tuscaloosa, Alabama and quickly went to work. Although they live in different places, they remain the best of friends and play live shows often. They are currently working in their chosen career field, as well as collaborating on a new studio album to follow up their successful original CD, "Calm Before The Storm."

You can catch them playing live at T-Bones in Chattanooga, or the Copper Top in Tuscaloosa, as well as different private shows and special appearances. Check the "Updated Schedule" section of the site.

Monday, February 01, 2010

Booking/Contact Information

For booking information, or questions regarding anything Oz and Jaynes, please email:

Thanks! We will get back to you as soon as possible.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Oz Bio

Derek Osborn has been singing and performing for over 20 years. His early vocal career started in a small church in Tuscaloosa, Alabama including choir and solo performances. Since the beginning of Oz and Jaynes, Derek has performed somewhere around 900 times in the past 11 years in both large and small venues. Referred to as "Oz" by friends, he is an amatuer guitarist who leaves most of the playing to Jaynes. He is also a pianist who performed many recitals and concerts as a child.

Oz has a Bachelor's Degree in Criminal Justice from the University of Tennessee at Chattanooga. He is the head estimator for Bigham Construction, a major General Contractor in the state of Alabama. Oz is also songwriter who in his spare time is working on the next studio album for "Oz and Jaynes."

He lives in Tuscaloosa, Alabama with his beloved wife Lynn and their new daughter, Savannah. Oz enjoys planting tropical plants in his backyard and is currently obsessed with banana trees. He enjoys reading Carl Hiassen novels, watching Bruce Willis movies, going to the Gulf whenever possible, and religiously listens to Radio Margaritaville and Alt Nation on Sirius Satellite Radio.

Jaynes Bio

Mike Jaynes has been playing guitar for 28 years, 15 of them professionally. With "Oz and Jaynes," "G2," "Galaxy Class," Archer and Tucker: A Space Odyssey," "Room," and other outfits including solo shows, he has performed live over 1,000 times. He specializes in Bluegrass flat picking, and experimental sampling is a feature of his live show. He exclusively plays Seagull guitars and has been sponsored by Seagull guitars for eight years. Vyvyan (his now retired and long-suffering S-6) has been a feature of Oz and Jaynes shows over the last ten years (mostly so fans could chart the progress of destruction to the beloved instrument, which they seemed to love to do). His new guitar, Lailoken, is showing heavy signs of abuse which grow weekly.

He has degrees on the graduate level in English. He teaches writing, western humanities, adolescent literature, 20th century American literature, and women's studies at the University of Tennessee at Chattanooga and his academic and creative publications have been published in the U.S., Canada, and England. He is also a noted animal advocate who writes and speaks across the country on the plight of captive and performing elephants and sharks. He is obsessed with his dog Brutumnus, believes in extra-terrestrial intelligence, and spends his ample free time eating tangerines and avoiding press interviews involving Oz and Jaynes. He lives alone with animals and uncounted books on an island fortress near Chattanooga, Tennessee."

Tuesday, January 05, 2010

Vyvyan Bio

Vyvyan is a seven year old Seagull S-6 Cedar Dreadnaught guitar Jaynes bought new in 1999 for about $500. Her name alludes to the Lady of the Lake in Medieval Arthurian Legend, and as you all know, she is the supernatural being who was entrusted to keep Excalibur safe for all time after Ygraine, the Queen of the Celts, buried King Arthur Pendragon.

Jaynes has played over 1,000 shows with the Lady Vyvyan (800+ with Oz and Jaynes, the rest being solo shows (“Temporary Palace,” Jaynes’ solo album, was released in 2002) bluegrass, jazz, and experimental side projects such as “Room”, “Enterprise J,” and “Starman Chronicles.”
What most people fail to realize is that the guitar is sentient and very picky about this and that. Jaynes is pretty sure Vyvyan hails from a planet circling a trinary star system near Omega Centauri, and has been on Earth close to three millennia, in various forms both corporeal and non. She has a slight tendency to feedback (due to holes in the Cedar Top), and was powered by an L.R. Baggs Ribbon Transducer Pickup.

The neck of the guitar has been replaced, and Jaynes has spent over two thousand dollars in maintenance in the last seven years. His devotion to the guitar is obsessive.
Some people have expressed interest in the effects rig Jaynes has used over the years, so if anyone is curious, the temporally linked sound of the gods came out of Vyvyvan (Martin Marquis Medium Strings, please) and ran into (the following combination has changed over the years, but the variance is not too high) an Ibanez delay, a Boss e.q., a generic distortion unit, an original WAH, and into a Line-6 digital sampler and delay modeler (this is the key to Jaynes’s live performances; the sampler allows him to lay track after track of chords / themes / whatever, and to shred / solo / dance on top of it all). From there it all runs through a tuner and into a Hughes & Kettner Montana Acoustic Amp, out a balanced D.I. in the back, and into the Mackie board. This amount of toys is not overkill; it allows Oz and Jaynes to be more than one guy singing and one guy strumming. The Sampler and the effects Matrix is one of the keys to the overwhelming intensity for which Oz and Jaynes’s live shows are known and praised.

In early July, 2006, after seven years of touring the country, the cross bracing under the cedar top finally caved during an intense set. As a result, the top dropped, the bridge pulled loose, and the action became unplayable (at least live). True, the bridge and top could be replaced, but Jaynes believes removing the battle scars and compromised structural integrity would remove the Lady’s soul. To keep from destroying a piece of beloved created artwork, Jaynes retired Vyvyan from live service (he still plays her around his secluded ranch almost daily) and an era ended. Worry not, the new Martin (tentatively named Le Fey) seems to be able to hold it’s on, but a sad undeniable fact of the universe is that Le Fey can never be Vyvyan.

Vyvyan’s glad to be put out to pasture after a very busy and hectic professional career. She enjoys cold moonlight, fireflies, and divides her time between Jaynes’s library and a planet near Omega Centauri.

For more info about Seagull guitars (handmade in Quebec, Canada) and the luthier Robert Godin, go to

Friday, January 01, 2010

Sample Song List

Here is a sample of just a few of the songs Oz and Jaynes perform.

Jolly Mon Sing
Cheeseburger in paradise
Love and Luck
One Particular Harbor
Ballad of Spider John
First Look
Pirate Looks at 40
Pencil Thin Mustache
Tin Cup Chalice
Desperation Samba
Boat Drinks
Weather is Here, Wish You Were Beautiful
This Hotel Room
Wino and I Know
Door #3
Distantly in Love
Come Monday
Savannah Fare You Well
..........................................and many, many more.

Other Artists we Cover:
Dave Matthews Band
Jim Croce
Allman Brothers
John Prine
Matchbox 20
The Band
James Taylor
.....and many more as well.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Rare Tuscaloosa Show

Oz and Jaynes will play a show in Tuscaloosa, Alabama on September 11, 2009 at Little Willie's in downtown at 9:00p.m.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

T-Bones, Friday May 1st, 2009

Catch us at Bones in Nooga for another show, Friday May 1st at 10:00p.m. Beer sold seperately.

Monday, September 22, 2008

Show at T-Bones....Saturday, September 27, 2008.

Oz and Jaynes will be at T-Bones Saturday, Sept 27 at 10 p.m. Tennessee will have already played and likely lost, so there is no excuse not to come.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Oz and Jaynes at T-Bones, Saturday June 28, 2008

The furniture store has reopened.

See you there.............

Friday, June 06, 2008

Oz and Jaynes Featured in Tuscaloosa News and Tusk Magazine

Check out front page and look for the Tuskmag featured artist of the week; or go to to go straight to our bio.

Email Oz at

Thank you Tuscaloosa News and Tuskmag. We appreciate it!

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Oz and Jaynes Christmas Show, 2007

Same place, same time, almost same date. T-Bones in 'Nooga; Friday, December 14, 2007....the same night as the FCS Championship Game. Looking forward to seeing our friends from Appalachian State come back, and meeting some people from Delaware.

I'll have pics from the show up by Christmas.

Here are pics from last year's X-mas show: