Sunday, January 10, 2010

Jaynes Bio


Mike Jaynes has been playing guitar for 28 years, 15 of them professionally. With "Oz and Jaynes," "G2," "Galaxy Class," Archer and Tucker: A Space Odyssey," "Room," and other outfits including solo shows, he has performed live over 1,000 times. He specializes in Bluegrass flat picking, and experimental sampling is a feature of his live show. He exclusively plays Seagull guitars and has been sponsored by Seagull guitars for eight years. Vyvyan (his now retired and long-suffering S-6) has been a feature of Oz and Jaynes shows over the last ten years (mostly so fans could chart the progress of destruction to the beloved instrument, which they seemed to love to do). His new guitar, Lailoken, is showing heavy signs of abuse which grow weekly.

He has degrees on the graduate level in English. He teaches writing, western humanities, adolescent literature, 20th century American literature, and women's studies at the University of Tennessee at Chattanooga and his academic and creative publications have been published in the U.S., Canada, and England. He is also a noted animal advocate who writes and speaks across the country on the plight of captive and performing elephants and sharks. He is obsessed with his dog Brutumnus, believes in extra-terrestrial intelligence, and spends his ample free time eating tangerines and avoiding press interviews involving Oz and Jaynes. He lives alone with animals and uncounted books on an island fortress near Chattanooga, Tennessee."

Tuesday, January 05, 2010

Vyvyan Bio





Vyvyan is a seven year old Seagull S-6 Cedar Dreadnaught guitar Jaynes bought new in 1999 for about $500. Her name alludes to the Lady of the Lake in Medieval Arthurian Legend, and as you all know, she is the supernatural being who was entrusted to keep Excalibur safe for all time after Ygraine, the Queen of the Celts, buried King Arthur Pendragon.

Jaynes has played over 1,000 shows with the Lady Vyvyan (800+ with Oz and Jaynes, the rest being solo shows (“Temporary Palace,” Jaynes’ solo album, was released in 2002) bluegrass, jazz, and experimental side projects such as “Room”, “Enterprise J,” and “Starman Chronicles.”
What most people fail to realize is that the guitar is sentient and very picky about this and that. Jaynes is pretty sure Vyvyan hails from a planet circling a trinary star system near Omega Centauri, and has been on Earth close to three millennia, in various forms both corporeal and non. She has a slight tendency to feedback (due to holes in the Cedar Top), and was powered by an L.R. Baggs Ribbon Transducer Pickup.

The neck of the guitar has been replaced, and Jaynes has spent over two thousand dollars in maintenance in the last seven years. His devotion to the guitar is obsessive.
Some people have expressed interest in the effects rig Jaynes has used over the years, so if anyone is curious, the temporally linked sound of the gods came out of Vyvyvan (Martin Marquis Medium Strings, please) and ran into (the following combination has changed over the years, but the variance is not too high) an Ibanez delay, a Boss e.q., a generic distortion unit, an original WAH, and into a Line-6 digital sampler and delay modeler (this is the key to Jaynes’s live performances; the sampler allows him to lay track after track of chords / themes / whatever, and to shred / solo / dance on top of it all). From there it all runs through a tuner and into a Hughes & Kettner Montana Acoustic Amp, out a balanced D.I. in the back, and into the Mackie board. This amount of toys is not overkill; it allows Oz and Jaynes to be more than one guy singing and one guy strumming. The Sampler and the effects Matrix is one of the keys to the overwhelming intensity for which Oz and Jaynes’s live shows are known and praised.

In early July, 2006, after seven years of touring the country, the cross bracing under the cedar top finally caved during an intense set. As a result, the top dropped, the bridge pulled loose, and the action became unplayable (at least live). True, the bridge and top could be replaced, but Jaynes believes removing the battle scars and compromised structural integrity would remove the Lady’s soul. To keep from destroying a piece of beloved created artwork, Jaynes retired Vyvyan from live service (he still plays her around his secluded ranch almost daily) and an era ended. Worry not, the new Martin (tentatively named Le Fey) seems to be able to hold it’s on, but a sad undeniable fact of the universe is that Le Fey can never be Vyvyan.

Vyvyan’s glad to be put out to pasture after a very busy and hectic professional career. She enjoys cold moonlight, fireflies, and divides her time between Jaynes’s library and a planet near Omega Centauri.

For more info about Seagull guitars (handmade in Quebec, Canada) and the luthier Robert Godin, go to http://www.lasido.com/

Friday, January 01, 2010

Sample Song List

Here is a sample of just a few of the songs Oz and Jaynes perform.

Buffett
Margaritaville
Jolly Mon Sing
Cheeseburger in paradise
Love and Luck
Fins
One Particular Harbor
Volcano
Fruitcakes
Ballad of Spider John
First Look
Pirate Looks at 40
Pencil Thin Mustache
Tin Cup Chalice
Desperation Samba
Manana
Boat Drinks
Weather is Here, Wish You Were Beautiful
This Hotel Room
Wino and I Know
Door #3
Distantly in Love
Come Monday
Savannah Fare You Well
..........................................and many, many more.

Other Artists we Cover:
Dave Matthews Band
Sublime
Jim Croce
Allman Brothers
John Prine
Matchbox 20
The Band
James Taylor
.....and many more as well.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Rare Tuscaloosa Show


Oz and Jaynes will play a show in Tuscaloosa, Alabama on September 11, 2009 at Little Willie's in downtown at 9:00p.m.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

T-Bones, Friday May 1st, 2009

Catch us at Bones in Nooga for another show, Friday May 1st at 10:00p.m. Beer sold seperately.


Monday, September 22, 2008

Show at T-Bones....Saturday, September 27, 2008.

Oz and Jaynes will be at T-Bones Saturday, Sept 27 at 10 p.m. Tennessee will have already played and likely lost, so there is no excuse not to come.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Oz and Jaynes at T-Bones, Saturday June 28, 2008

The furniture store has reopened.

See you there.............



Friday, June 06, 2008

Oz and Jaynes Featured in Tuscaloosa News and Tusk Magazine

Check out www.tuscaloosanews.com front page and look for the Tuskmag featured artist of the week; or go to http://www.tuscaloosanews.com/section/tusk0218 to go straight to our bio.

Email Oz at osborn34@gmail.com

Thank you Tuscaloosa News and Tuskmag. We appreciate it!

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Oz and Jaynes Christmas Show, 2007

Same place, same time, almost same date. T-Bones in 'Nooga; Friday, December 14, 2007....the same night as the FCS Championship Game. Looking forward to seeing our friends from Appalachian State come back, and meeting some people from Delaware.

I'll have pics from the show up by Christmas.

Here are pics from last year's X-mas show: http://ozandjaynes.blogspot.com/2007/01/pics-from-t-bones-christmas-show-2006.html

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

At Least, One More Time

Hello all.....been a while since I posted anything on the blog or talked Oz and Jaynes stuff. As you can see, Oz and Jaynes are apparently on the verge of extinction.

To everyone who came to Bones in August and listened to WGOW 102.3 expecting for us to be there, I personally apologize. I was hit that Friday morning with some type of stomach virus. Through the many years of my life, I have never experienced anything quite like it. As anyone who knows me would tell you, I HATE cancelling shows. But, I really had no choice. I am reasonably certain that this problem was caused by food poisoning. As the problems began on Friday morning, they continued through the day and kept getting worse. Sparing you the graphic details, I stayed in the bed and the bathroom until Monday.

I knew that I had a cut-off time to call Jaynes in Chattanooga and let him know that I would not be coming. I don't remember calling him; I don't remember much of anything other than my legs being in the worst pain ever which was probably due to dehydration. According to my wife and my mother, I managed to call my father who called Jaynes for me. A few days later, my dad told me that I didn't know who I was or where I was, and that I was just babbling and not making sense. This would explain why I did not personally call Quake and Dr. B at Sportalk Radio, and Chad at T-Bones. In retrospect, I should have gone to the hospital.

Moving on, we are going to play at least one more show. It will be at T-Bones on Friday, December 14, 2007. This is the show that for years Jaynes and I have referred to as "The Christmas Show." It is also the night of the 1-AA championship (now referred to as the FCS, I think) at the stadium. It is always a ridiculously crazy show. Hope you can all come. I will be avoiding cheeseburgers at well-known fast food establishments to make sure I am there. Click here for pics of the Christmas Show last year: http://ozandjaynes.blogspot.com/2007/01/pics-from-t-bones-christmas-show-2006.html

Again, thanks to everyone who has, and continues to support us.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

The End is Near

The end of the ten year journey is near. August 17, 2007 will be the last regularly scheduled show at T-Bones or elsewhere. From that point, performances will be special events and private functions.

Hope to see you there.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Birdogg Returns

Jeff Lane returned to perform with Oz and Jaynes at T-Bones on Friday, June 15, 2007 for one of the few remaining bar shows. Check out Jeff's band "Outformation" at www.foryouroutformation.com Here are a few pics from the performance.






Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Jeff Lane Returns to Perform with Oz and Jaynes Friday, June 15th at T-Bones

Jeff "Birdogg" Lane will return to perform with Oz and Jaynes at T-Bones in Chattanooga Tennessee this Friday night, June 15th. Jeff has been touring with his band "Outformation" and is currently on a tour break. Check out his myspace page at www.myspace.com/birdoggbongo.

This is the first of the last three scheduled bar shows for Oz and Jaynes.

Monday, June 04, 2007

Oz and Jaynes to Discontinue Bar Performances in August

Oz and Jaynes will not perform in bars after August, 2007 unless it is for a special event. The decision came as the duo approaches their ten year mark in performing live. Oz and Jaynes will continue to perform selected special events and private parties.

Currently, there are three dates scheduled, all of which will be held at T-Bones in Chattanooga, Tennessee. T-Bones has been in a partnership with Oz and Jaynes since the beginning of the duo in the Summer of '97. The tentative dates are June 15, July 20, and ending with a huge show with special appearances on August 17, 2007.

Statements from Oz and Jaynes regarding the decision are forthcoming.